• FitBit, against FitBit, fitness trackers, health seekers, anti FitBit

    Dear Human, Love, FitBit

    Disclaimer—This post is tongue-in-cheek. If you are highly sensitive or will take offense and hate me forever, do not read further. Read this post instead! If you continue to read and think this post is about you, then you’re so vain. Dear Active Human, Sit down, we need to have a chat. Or on second thought, let’s talk and walk. I’m not sure you and I are the right fit anymore. I feel off. Wait, I am off. Our issues are definitely about you, not me. I remember the day you took me home. You were so excited—we were about to embark on a new life together. A healthier one full…